Game of Thrones was borderline pornographic in its usage of nudity but except for Matt Smiths backside its prequel has been far more chaste. Has Westeros had its MeToo moment?
Many eons ago back in the shows watercooler heyday, I hosted an annual Game of Thrones pub quiz. Every year the most popular round was the same: Name That Bum. The round involved projecting giant screenshots of isolated arses Daenerys Targarys pre bath buttock flash Khal Drogos ponytail swishing full moon on the wall and asking the audience to name the proud owner. Well its fortunate that no ones asked me to host a House of the Dragon quiz yet, because the round would last approximately 30 seconds and the answer would be Matt Smith.
Of course we are only three episodes in to this intriguing but thus far rather pensive prequel so anything could still happen and probably will. But by the third episode of Game of Thrones we had already borne witness to an entire generation of rutting Lannister siblings the ludicrously shag-happy alfresco wedding of Daenerys and Drogo and an absurd amount of background action at two pillow houses. So far in House of the Dragon theres been one decidedly awkward sequence in a house of ill repute one brief moment of sexposition between Prince Daemon Smith and his paramour Mysaria Sonoya Mizuno which seemed to exist solely so rabid Doctor Who fans could live out their dream of seeing the erstwhile Time Lords alien bumcheeks and one pornographic tapestry hanging in the quarters of the irksome Ser Otto Hightower Rhys Ifans.
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